TUL Pens: Handwriting Analysis
Draws Appeal

Tul Pens
TUL Pen’s campy graphological decision tree piece.

DDB of Chicago created the TUL Pens Graphological Initiative, a tongue-in-cheek online ad promoting a line of private label pens designed, developed and distributed by OfficeMax.

The Test of TUL

Using graphology as a framework, the piece initially seems clinical as visitors are invited to take a handwriting analysis conducted by host, Dr. Gerard Ackerman, Graphologist.

As humor and the decision tree draw you in, you realize it’s a farce and the doctor isn’t real, but feel compelled to complete the simple test and see what the analysis reveals about you.

Noon

I took the test, writing down the handful of words as directed, and chuckled at Dr. Ackerman’s feigned professional demeanor and delivery as he walked me through the analysis.

3:00 pm

Engrossed in my work, three hours had passed since I’d taken the test. I pushed back from my monitor, stretched my legs and my gaze rested momentarily on my desk where I saw written 5 times:

“I truly need a new pen.”

I’d been told the words contained a cross-section of characters suitable to delivering a proper handwriting analysis, and I’d subconsciously come to believe it. And now, on my desk—in my own handwriting—was an advertising come-on. I smiled in appreciation.

Fun and Informative?

Clever and transparently strategic, there was no overt sales pitch. My responses to a series of questions linked to a “personalized” narrative culminating in a specific pen selected from the TUL line to suit my particular writing style.

Fun enough to forward to a friend, yet amid the humor, a part of you wonders if the analysis is valid, leading a colleague to write:

“While the doctor’s analysis was nonsensical, by the end I was convinced that the pen shown really was the best one for my writing style. I felt special—the pen was selected for me.”

The TUL Pens Graphological Initiative is a well-penned bit of online marketing.

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