Colts vs. Pats: Jim Irsay’s
Big Announcement
Colts owner Jim Irsay’s news this week had nothing to do with the upcoming Colts vs. Pats game. That didn’t stop us from a little Top 20 Tom Foolery.
Top 20 Guesses at what Jim Irsay’s announcement is, er, was…

Some Good News
Jim Irsay, owner of the Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts was slated to make an important announcement here in Indianapolis earlier this week. So we used the looming local news as an excuse to start a new Top 20 topic on our office white board.
Irsay has since divulged his secret but with the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots squaring off this weekend in what’s being touted as an early Super Bowl, we’ve continued to hypothesize, surmise and add to our list.
And with that, here’s 10 of our favorites from the board.
Top 20 Guesses at what Jim Irsay’s big announcement is…
- He’s struck oil
- Free oil changes for season ticket holders
- Who knows, it’s all just Irsay
- He is a patriot
- Probably something charitable and scavenger hunt oriented
- He’s Manning the helm
- A new Colts jimnasium
- He’s skeered of the Pats
- His next acquisition: George Steinbrenner
- He won’t let Moss grow on our rolling stone
- Issuing a reward for fans who catch the Pats cheating this Sunday.
- He’s so confident he’s spotting the Pats 10 points
- I live in Brown’s country, and no one here knows about the Colts, Irsay, or the Patriots. We are just fortunate to have a full team on the field at any given time.
Incoming additions:
Got an entry of your own?
Leave a comment and we’ll add them to the list above up until game time on Sunday (4:15 pm, EST).
Because? It’s a Good Cause
Yes, we’re a little off-topic here but as Mr. Irsay’s news reveals, it’s for a good cause and hey, there’s a Super Bowl ring at stake here. That’s our brand rationale and we’re sticking to it. But thanks (particularly to our overseas readers) for indulging us all the same.



November 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am
Issuing a reward for fans who catch the Pats cheating this Sunday.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
He’s so confident he’s spotting the Pats 10 points
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I live in Brown’s country, and no one here knows about the Colts, Irsay, or the Patriots. We are just fortunate to have a full team on the field at any given time.