Top 20 Things
You Can Buy for ¢.50
My thoughts
(Hey, inflation is affecting everything)
Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:
Top 20 Things You Can Buy for ¢.50
- 40 minutes of parking downtown
- ½ a Redbox Rental
- Movie tickets circa the Cambrian period
- ½ an iTune
- Not one, but two, bear claws
- 1/8 of a gallon of gasoline
- 50 pennies on the open market
- Today’s newspaper
- 1.2 inches of a Subway® footlong (upgrade now to new 16.5)
- 2 bits
- My thoughts (Hey, inflation is affecting everything)
- Some orbit gum for his dirty mouth?
- 50 rides on the pink pony at Meijer
- 2 ½ text messages once you’re over your limit
- 2 bags of Top Ramen
- Large, spirally-delivered gumball
- A new moral compass
- A bling diamond ring
- Shave and a haircut
- This board – finish it and I’ll give you $.50
[image: miriam]
