Tesla’s celebrity rehab center

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Most Revolting Places on Earth

1. Public transit in Europe on a hot day
2. Wisconsin Statehouse
3. Lick your finger. Stick it in an electrical socket. Kill the power. Turn the power back on. Rinse finger. Repeat.
4. Libya
5. Tunisia, Bahrain, Yemen, Algeria, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Djibouti, Kuwait, Sudan, Syria, Palestine
6. Egypt
7. The intersection of Suppression and Rebellion
8. The taint
9. Down behind the stove
10. The truck stop restroom on the road from San Paulo to Bebedouro Brazil
11. Third world and American meat markets
12. Most touch screens
13. Inside (any) porta-potty
14. The incubating biosphere that is a New York taxi backseat
15. 50 Cent’s mouth
16. Movie theater floors
17. Chewing gum stalactites under restaurant tables
18. Tesla’s celebrity rehab center
19. Bob’s oatmeal bowl at the end of the week
20. Bob’s oatmeal bowl at the beginning of the week

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Access to her Eggo^® stash

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Reasons We’ll Miss Margo

1. Her “celebrity” mind meld with Tim
2. Who’ll be framed in the doorway?
3. Access to her Eggo® stash
4. Her superior whistling (to Bob’s)
5. Our second degree of separation from Goldie Hawn
6. I’ll be the only one with wet hair in the morning
7. Who’ll be framed for my errors? (2A.)
8. Spunk
9. Her positive outlook on life
10. Now who will I talk into Yats for lunch
11. She’s fun
12. She’s a good designer
13. She sits funny
14. Because we have terrible aim. ;)
15. She has a sunshiny personality
16. Because Mister Margo wouldn’t sound right
17. When it sounds like Bob approaching, it will be
18. ___________ Because she could have come up with something funny for #18
19. No more funny kid stories
20. Because we really, really like her

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Refused to pay $7000
for seaplane rescue

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Things That May Have Killed Ed in the Boundary Waters

1. Minnesotan’s unfailing politeness
2. The guys from Deliverance
3. Massive oil spill
4. Refused to pay $7000 for seaplane rescue
5. Minnesota wading coyotes
6. A run-in with Locke (smoke monster)
7. Inability to update his Twitter stream
8. Eaten by a Northern Pike
9. Not knowing what’s going on at Brainstorm
10. Ran over by a deer
11. Elk
12. Bear
13. Moose
14. Wild dawgs
15. Lyme disease
16. A Flash sideways
17. Malaria
18. Snake bite
19. He’s not dead, just lost
20. Unfiltered water
21. Starvation

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Panic room, interesting video

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Favorite Friday Night Wind-Downs

1. A placid dip in the sensory deprivation tank
2. Appointment with my masseur
3. Brainstorming upcoming Top 20 board topics
4. Watching 4 episodes of “24� back 2 back
5. Pizza, wine, movie, couch
6. Dining out
7. Quiet room, good book
8. A nice relaxing mosh pit!
9. DANCE PAARTY!
10. Panic room, interesting video
11. I enjoying bathing in the blue glow of multiple computer screens.
12. Family movie night
13. A first class flight to a tropical island,
    or even a coach flight to a regular island.
14. Dress like a bear and hang out in the park
15. Yak Stew, read the health care bill, watch Enemy of the State, go to Don’s Guns
16. PJs & slippers & coffee with a little something extra
17. Firepit
18. Trip to the Wii Resort (or any resort)
19. A long drive through the country
20. Marching band practice

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Her love of
chicken and waffles

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Reasons We Like Margo

1. She can call Goldie Hawn Mom, and get away with it
2. She sits funny
3. Her love of chicken and waffles
4. She always smells good
5. Bubbly personality
6. She makes random outbursts!
7. Denies ever being married
   to a Black Crowes band member (see #1)
8. She’s shorter than me
9. Her outgoing nature
10. She listens to me ramble all day
11. She’s a good superb stellar designer
12. She can talk and work at the same time
13. She talks to herself more than I do
14. It makes Jenni us all happy to have her here
15. Post-It note® reminder to herself: No candy No candy NO CANDY
16. Cute as a Kate Hudson button,
    sweet as a Kate Hudson pie (see #1)
17. Even her name is fun
18. She breaks into spontaneous song
19. Her smile :)
20. Because she limited herself to adding only 2 items to this list.
21. She won’t take offense at this board

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