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Top 20 Things You Could Do
With $700 Billion

Avoid depression. :)

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Things You Could Do With $700 Billion

  1. Buy a house of cards
  2. Socialize a bit more
  3. Avoid depression. :)
  4. Buy a better bowling ball
  5. Impress the ladies
  6. Look to AIG for alternative answers and assurances
  7. Y’ought to be able to buy a yacht for that;
    join the U.S. CEO Flotilla
  8. Not solve the financial crisis
  9. Buy buckets and barrels of French wine!
  10. Fund golden parachutes, Wall Street style
    (10.5: Give everyone in the U.S. $2,300)
  11. Purchase the means to produce more, consume less.
  12. America
  13. 700 trillion pieces of Bazooka Joe (I think)
  14. 1.4 trillion McDonald’s Apple Pies
    (of course on sale buy 1 get 1 free)
  15. Fund AIG executive retreat
  16. Pay off 1/1000 of U.S. debt to China
  17. Buy a decent-sized island; launch America 2.0
  18. Provide alternative energy sources to entire U.S.
  19. (buy) Houses for people to live in
  20. Live like a BuffettBuy Iceland

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[image: mab@flickr]

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Top 20 Things
You Can Buy for ¢.50

50 Cent

My thoughts
(Hey, inflation is affecting everything)

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Things You Can Buy for ¢.50

  1. 40 minutes of parking downtown
  2. ½ a Redbox Rental
  3. Movie tickets circa the Cambrian period
  4. ½ an iTune
  5. Not one, but two, bear claws
  6. 1/8 of a gallon of gasoline
  7. 50 pennies on the open market
  8. Today’s newspaper
  9. 1.2 inches of a Subway® footlong (upgrade now to new 16.5)
  10. 2 bits
  11. My thoughts (Hey, inflation is affecting everything)
  12. Some orbit gum for his dirty mouth?
  13. 50 rides on the pink pony at Meijer
  14. 2 ½ text messages once you’re over your limit
  15. 2 bags of Top Ramen
  16. Large, spirally-delivered gumball
  17. A new moral compass
  18. A bling diamond ring
  19. Shave and a haircut
  20. This board – finish it and I’ll give you $.50

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[image: miriam]

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Google Chrome; Browsers Beware

Google Chrome

Because we believe we can add value
for users and, at the same time, help drive innovation on the web.

-Google on their new browser, Chrome

Open Source

Google launches Chrome, its open source web browser, today. News of the release, initially leaked in comic book form then later confirmed on The Official Google Blog, has the Internet abuzz with talk about the demise of Internet Explorer and Firefox.

Chrome is a natural addition—an integrated mechanism to deliver the search giant’s extensive suite of free, albeit ad-driven tools and services.

Open Season

Chrome bolsters Google’s efforts to prevent Microsoft from leveraging Internet Explorer to wrest Google’s position in the search market space.

But whether users adopt Google’s latest development en masse, or not, marketers in every sector will benefit from a viable communication partner offering an integrated delivery vehicle.

[image: ndanger]

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Top 20 Uses for a
Tax Stimulus Check

Top 20 Uses for A Tax Stimulus Check

Give it to Freddie or Fannie.

Our latest list of inane musings from the Brainstorm office white board:

Top 20 Uses for a Tax Stimulus Check

  1. Lottery tickets (21st century retirement plan)
  2. Buy a heart monitor
  3. Fund my HSA
  4. Take an IRS agent to lunch – figure out what they find stimulating
  5. Fund the office snack bar for a year
  6. Pay back-taxes
  7. Buy a discount Halloween costume, scare someone, see what happens
  8. Travel to the south of France
  9. Fill up an H2 gas tank
  10. Have Village Health tap my knee at 3am one night
  11. Give it to Freddie or Fannie
  12. Fund a tax deductible 529 College Fund
  13. Buy magic beans
  14. Buy something. Anything.
  15. Buy stalk in magic bean commodities
  16. Pay ½ my re-revised property taxes
  17. Buy a Kobe Cowboy Burger
  18. Invest in Enron
  19. Donate to the Westcott House
  20. Replace a burned out $1200 clutch. Ugh. (< —That’s an expensive purse!)
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[image: miriam]

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The PocketMod:
Getting Things Done

Simply Brilliant,
Brilliantly Simple


If you’ve got a piece of 8-1/2″ x 11″ paper, a printer and a pair of scissors, prepare to load luggage-sized efficiency into your pocket. Slip your week’s schedule, travel games and puzzles, notes, conversion tables and much more into your wallet.

The PocketMod is easily customizable and immediately useful—the ultimate in low-tech Getting Things Done (GTD) tools. Create your own here.

[via: Tracy Lee]

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